WARNING: I write in a hyperbolic style. Please take that into account when reading and understand that when I leap to what appear to patently ridiculous conclusions, my tongue is firmly planted in my cheek.
I heard the news yesterday of New Mexico lawmaker Cathrynn Brown introducing a bill that would make impregnated victims of rape or incest guilty of “tampering or destroying evidence” if they sought abortion. It took me awhile to wrap my head around the implications of this, but I woke up about midnight with my brain running in circles, screaming, “Hail Mary Assumption! Hail Mary Assumption!”